Dads are renowned for their sense of humor. Dad jokes are in a class all their own—corny, punny, but at the same time witty. There’s a dad joke for every occasion!
Since dads need a steady supply of puns and gags ready to go at a moment’s notice, we’ve got a huge collection of silly dad jokes that will definitely come in handy for the dad in your life. We’ve got riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns that will get the whole family laughing!
10 of the funniest dad jokes
- What do clouds wear beneath their pants? Thunderwear.
- Did you hear the rumor about the butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
- I told a bad chemistry joke once. I got no reaction.
- I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
- What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
- Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.
- Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
- I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
- What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me.
10 dad riddles and answers
- What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano!
- What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin!
- What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg!
- What can you catch but not throw? A cold!
- What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
- What has a foot but no legs? A ruler!
- What has a bottom at the top? Your legs!
- What has teeth but can’t bite? A comb!
- What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
- What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do? Your name!
10 knock-knock jokes for kids
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Lettuce…Lettuce who?…Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Atch…Atch who?…Bless you!
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Dozen…Dozen who?…Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Who…Who who?…Are you an owl?
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Boo…Boo who?…Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Orange…Orange who?…Orange you going to let me in?
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Wooden shoe…Wooden shoe who?…Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Harry…Harry who?…Harry up and answer the door!
- Knock, knock!…Who’s there?…Nona…Nona who?…Nona your business, that’s who.
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Dewey…Dewey who?…Dewey have to keep doing this?
