30 silly riddles and knock-knock jokes for kids

Looking to brighten up your kid’s day with some giggles? Here’s a collection of the best jokes to tickle their funny bones. From knock-knock jokes to silly riddles, these jokes are perfect for any occasion, whether it’s at the dinner table, during car rides, or just before bedtime.

These jokes are sure to entertain kids of all ages. Whether your child loves animals, superheroes, or simply enjoys a good play on words, there’s something here for everyone. Telling jokes not only encourages laughter (which can boost mental health) but also promotes bonding between parents and their kids. Enjoy the laughs!

The 10 best knock-knock jokes for kids

1. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Boo…Boo who?…Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Lettuce…Lettuce who?…Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Doughnut…Doughnut who?…Doughnut forget to close the door!
4. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Harry…Harry who?…Harry up and answer the door!
5. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Justin…Justin who?…Just in time for dinner!
6. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive who?…Olive you and I miss you!
7. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Tank…Tank who?…You’re welcome!
8. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Interrupting cow…Interrupting cow wh-…MOO!
9. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Banana…Banana who?…Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Banana…Banana who?…Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Orange…Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
10. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Alpaca…Alpaca who?…Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

The 10 best riddles for kids, with answers

1. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I? Answer: An echo.
2. What has keys but can’t open locks? Answer: A piano.
3. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? Answer: A clock.
4. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Answer: Footsteps.
5. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? Answer: A stamp.
6. I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? Answer: A candle.
7. What can you catch but not throw? Answer: A cold.
8. What has a head and a tail but no body? Answer: A coin.
9. What has an eye but can’t see? Answer: A needle.
10. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? Answer: The letter ‘M’.

10 more silly jokes for kids

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
5. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
6. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
7. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
8. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
9. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
10. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!