Swapping jokes is a great way to bond with your kids and get in some laughter to ease everyday stress — and the excitement of upcoming holidays can give you new material! Here are some kid-friendly jokes to share with the family for Halloween, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, and Father’s Day.
5 Halloween jokes for kids
If your kids can’t wait for Halloween, get them into the spooky holiday spirit with these 5 fun Halloween jokes.
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
- How can you tell a zombie has a cold? He starts coffin!
- Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank!
- What kind of car does Frankenstein drive? A monster truck!
- Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a spare rib!
5 winter holiday jokes for kids
These 5 jokes are perfect for counting down the days until Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa finally arrives!
- What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
- What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread during Hanukkah? “Happy challah days!”
- What kind of music do elves like best? Wrap music.
- Why did the Kwanzaa candles go to school? To get brighter!
- What do you call a dog on the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claws.
5 Valentine’s Day jokes for kids
These 5 lovey-dovey jokes will help you make Valentine’s Day special for your family, and get the whole crew cracking up!
- What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card? A valen-teeny.
- What did one oar say to another? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
- What did the farmer give his true love for Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses.
- What kind of flowers should you NOT give to your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!
- What did the dustpan say to the broom? You sweep me off my feet!
5 Mother’s Day jokes for families
Whether you’re a mom, or have a special mom in your life, these jokes will put a smile on everyone’s face.
- What did the mother alpaca say to her hungry baby on their way to grab a bite? Don’t worry, dear, alpaca snack.
- How did the digital clock show off to its mother? “Look, Ma, no hands!”
- How do you put a baby spaceship to sleep? You rocket.
- What’s mama bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
- How do crabs honor Mother’s Day? They shell-ebrate.
5 Father’s Day jokes for families
For Father’s Day or any day, here are 5 dad jokes to get the whole family laughing!
- What do you call a dad when he comes in from the cold? A Pop-sicle.
- What did the mushroom say to its dad? Dad, you’re a fungi!
- Why did Dad bring two pairs of pants to the golf course? In case he got a hole in one!
- What music do dads listen to when they go fishing? Something catchy.
- What did the grape say to his dad? Dad, you did a great job raisin me!
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